Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Remembered from the bog wall in Physiology

From Experience I'll wager
That Pectoralis Major
Is as fine as any piece of tender steak
And superficial fascia
From underneath a gnasher
As succulent potato I will take

But if that is not your preference
May I prescribe with deference
An evening with the Monophosphate shunt
And you'll dream of far off lands
And palpating Racquel's glands
As you slowly row her homeward in a punt

Though work become your master
And the pace is getting faster
And pleasures have a transient complexion
Let you not forget
If a parting you regret
There are plenty naked women at dissection

(Three lines here I can't remember-anyone help?)

So down your tools
Your women too
There's welcome here for you
Growing senile on an MBChB

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Fantastic Dermot, but it must have been in the gents! Can't help with the missing lines I'm afraid! Carol
PS 24 hrs till departure from OZ so this may be my last look at the BLOG before Gleneagles!