Another song about 30 years on!

Drunken Sailor
(Words by Dr Peter Pearson)

What shall we do for erectile failure ?
What shall we do for erectile failure ?
What shall we do for erectile failure ?
Early in the morning !

CHORUS:
Hooray and up he rises
Hooray and up he rises
Hooray and up he rises
Early in the morning !

Put him in the lab and get his measure,
Check his sugar and his pressure;
Do all we can to restore this pleasure
Early in the morning !

CHORUS:

Put ‘im on statins and lower ‘is lipids-
Oh my God! My life’s insipid.
Come on Doc- please make me livid
Early in the morning !

CHORUS:

Then before we realises
Johnny Thomas ups and rises
The strain’s too much -----and then he DIES-ES!
Early in the morning!

CHORUS:

P.S.

Guidelines will not mitigise us,
Plaintiff lawyers crucifies us!
College rises and denies us!
Early in the morning!!