The Colonoscopy Prep Song- well we're all over 50 now!

The Colonoscopy Prep Song- (sung to the tune of Funiculi Funicula).

Evacuate your bowels while you're in private
And brace yourself
And brace yourself

Eliminate all fibre from your diet
And pace yourself
And pace yourself

Drink three hundred mls of cloudy fluid
That's just a start
That's just a start

Another six of those should nearly do it
So please take heart
So please take heart

Chorus:
Rushing,rushing to and from the loo
Flushing,flushing- now you're almost through-
Hold tight the seat
And keep your feet a-firmly planted on the floor.
Don't get up too quickly or you'll faint against the door!

Evacuate your bowels while you're in private
Don't make a noise
You'll scare the boys

Eliminate all fibre from your diet
You really must
Cut off the crust

Drink 300mls of cloudy fluid
-Just hold your nose
Or use a hose--
Another six of those should nearly do it
They're fairly mean
But you'll be clean!

Chorus:
Rushing,rushing etc,etc.

If anyone has musical skills with the piano, we could have a quick rendition at dinner!